Fifteen statements about real Bay Area childhood — fog jackets, sacred nap windows, reservation pumpkin patches, riding BART purely for the thrill, and being driven forty minutes to see exactly one goat. Answer “Definitely” or “Not yet,” get a score and an archetype (Weekend Logistics Specialist, Microclimate Strategist, Transit Enthusiast…), and learn a little true San Francisco lore along the way. No email, no account, nothing to buy.
When you’re done, challenge another parent to beat your score — or put the result to work: Phirky’s planner turns a Saturday and an age into a real, sequenced Bay Area day.